Date: June 11th, 2006
Cate: Chinese Word of the Day
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– Zhou1 – Boat

The World Bible School has found incontrovertible proof of the literal truth of the Bible encoded in the most unlikely of places – the Chinese language! The theory is that Chinese, being the oldest continuously used written language, encodes Bible stories right into the characters. One of the most interesting examples is – Chuan2 – Ship. If you look inside this character, you find – Zhou1 – Boat + – Ba1 – Eight + – Kou3 – Mouth (person). As we all know, Noah’s Ark had eight people on it! QED.

Our friend Tian decided that this seemed to be a fun game and decided to have a go at it himself. His shocking result? Well, Jesus was a man who prayed on the cross. So if you take – Ren2 – Man + – Kou3 – Mouth (praying) + – Shi2 – Cross and put them together, you get – Dai1 – Stupid…???!?! Wait! What are the authors of ancient Chinese trying to tell us anyway?

1 Comment

  1. BenjaminBenjamin  
    October 13th, 2006
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  2. In my opinion,I believe that 呆 refers to the whole thing( that Jesus was on the cross) was a stupid thing. So God created Chinese and the whole world’s languages!!!

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