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| STEPHEN J. MINUTILLO | |
| OBJECTIVE | To help Judy realize her life long dream of someday becoming a banker by assisting in the creation of a resume highlighting relevant parts of her professional experience. | RELATED EXPERIENCE | 1997-Present: Successfully crafted multiple resumes for personal use in attaining gainful employment.
2000: Oversaw construction of resume for significant other. Resulted in position at dot com retailer. |
| SKILLS | Ability to accurately craft prose in stilted style expected for resumes, including frequent unnecessary use of adverbs. Passive voice used exclusively.
Microsoft Word, Microsoft Excel, Microsoft Access. |
| OTHER INTERESTS | Music, travel, reading. |
| references available upon request | |
Toto
you forgot “pro-active.”
steve
Pro-active goal-driven team-oriented multitasker, capable of jumping in with both feet, and hitting the ground running.
walde
damn damn double damn. I hate resumes…. they are so fake. I don’t understand how employers see something on a resume that they know is directly copied from a book on how to make people hire you even though you are an idiot, and that somehow makes the individual more attractive. I want to hire the dirty smelly bumb who walks in off the street naked with his resume scrawled on a bannanna peel. That guy can be trusted. When I was about to graduate I went to the student whatever department to have them help me look for a job. When they “normalized” my resume I pretty much told them straight out that I hated them and thought they were personally responsible for turning this planet into a pile of crap. They then stopped helping me. Go figure.
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