03.10.03

Skinny Pig, Skinny Pigs and Worse

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Jenny called me “skinny pig” and, almost as a reflex, I typed it into Google. This is what I found.

1. A girl named Skinny Pig. Here are pictures of her in Taiwan. And here are pictures of her coke bottle and can collection.

2. Skinny Pigs, the pure evil cousins of Guinea Pigs. I have never seen these before. I wish I still never had.

Apparently they make great pets. Here’s even more pictures, if you like hairless rodents with glowing red eyes.

3. Then I noticed a line of text on one of the pages advertising skinny pigs, containing a sequence of words I had previously thought impossible: “We sell pet and show quality rats!”

Show Quality Rats. There is such thing as Show Quality Rats. There is also such thing as a “Rattery”. It keeps getting worse the more I dig into these pages. I finally lost it when I found one with information about how to show your rat at a rat show:

The rats are bathed, nails cut, and they look healthy. They are lined up on the table. Who will win the rat show? Will it be the one with the fanciest color or markings? Or will it be the quiet plain black one on the end?

For many, attending a rat show is a satisfying and enjoyable part of the rat fancy. You can meet new people and possibly take home ribbons. But, it also can be confusing if it is your first time. Rats win by one point and understanding what goes on in a rat show will increase your fun and odds of winning.

In fact, there are about 16,000 pages that contains the word Rattery, and an entire Open Directory category devoted to it. There are also about 400 pages containing the phrase “rat fancy”.

Am I just naive? Am I revealing my lack of experience? Should I have known about rattery already?

OK, that’s it. This can’t be happening. This is a dream, and when I wake up and load my weblog, this post will not be here. I have discovered a “rattie” skin pack for “The Sims”.


58 Feedbacks zu "Skinny Pig, Skinny Pigs and Worse"

NIKKI KELLEY

I was looking for nice hairless guinea pig sites guess this isent one they make perfect pets no wonder no one has put any comments you must be the only one who agrees with your self.



steve

I do get lots and lots of people searching for \”skinny pigs\” at Google and other search engines ending up here. I was wondering how long it would be before people start posting comments defending them.

Do their eyes glow red in real life, or only in pictures? Cause that would really help take the edge off.



nameShelly

HA HA!! I can relate to your story…only because my husband hates rats and anything that resembles one…myself,I do admit to keeping one as a pet when I was younger..and I now own a guinea pig(2 actually), but I\’ll have to mention the rattery thing to him…perhaps even threaten to open a fancy rats rattery when he pisses me off!!!(kidding thats just plain mean,considering I think he\’s more terrified of them rather than just a dislike)…..ANYHOW..your site made me laugh! Now back to the skinny pigs!!



michelle

i just stumbled on your page and if you enjoy guiena pigs at all, skinny pigs are no different . They just are hariless and require more heat ( therefore, cannot just be put in a standard wire cage) they are affectionate and loving. Full of character and very enjoyable.



Kacky

To the person who wishes they never saw skinny pigs.
You are the most evilest person ever they are so cute. I bet you look worse!!! They are just as cute as guinea pigs.



steve

OK loyal readers, let\’s take the Steve vs. Skinny Pig challenge. Is \”Kacky\” right? Who looks worse? Steve:

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or a skinny pig?

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Em

To be honest the whole \’hairless\’ thing is deeply disturbing. Ye gads they\’re ugly, and they\’re spreading to Australia. Oh, and there is no way these blights could have personalities!! Besides, anything that dies if you hold it upside down should never have made it past the first stage of evolution.
So I agree with Steve whole-heartedly.



Joan

You really should be ashamed of yourself. Children with allergies, Skinny Pigs are great. I guess you have nothing better to do with your time. I personally think the skinny pig looks better than you.



Jenny

Hahahaha. Zing!



Amy

Well you definately have more hair on you than a skinny pig Steve! LOL Though if we want to explore things that are \’odd\’ or \’strange\’…whats with you riding the panda mobile?



steve

What\’s strange about the panda mobile? You\’ve never seen one before? Where have you been?



angela

hi, i think steve looks worst i have a skinny pig and they are for one very cute!!! and friendly i love skinny pigs
p.s(my skinny pigs hair is growing on his back)



walde

Ha, I need to stop by here more often. So much hate, so little time.
I vote for Steve, you look like a million bucks, as always. Who\’s that guy riding you though? wait, wait…. ZING!



Clare

I AM ASHAMED OF YOU guys kids with allergies like me dont want to here this i
came to this site for help and that discusting how you talk about them you guys have to much time on your hands and shouldnt waste it kids like me go to websites like this and expect more of you, you guys (some of you) are just plain sad a nasty (exseptions of ppls who were nice to allergies (like me) and who were mad at the ppls writeing theses things)



Elizabeth

Not bad, I thought skinny pigs were disgusting ugly litle creatures. But now I have seen some pictures of them I think they are quite cute.



maranda marett and madison albert

i have been looking for a pair of skinny pigs so will you please e-mail me back
Thank you,
Maranda Marett



Leslie

Its sad that every sterotistic people like you only care about what an animal looks like its all personality and evidently u have none of it!



maddie

I have a pet skinny pig, and I totally love it. It’s awful how you make fun of these animals just because you don’t like how they look. You are simply a mean and cruel person. Maybe you’ll think about how you’re comments make others feel before you post them again. This kind of degredation is uncalled for.



tom

Maddie is right! You are a mean and HEARTLESS person. Skinny pigs are excellent pets and anyone who ever bothered to get to know one would realize that. I guess that this would be too much of a bother for you, even though you seem to have plenty of time to make pointless websites like this one.
Google searches would also be much easier for those of us who DO have to work under time limits if the internet wasn’t cluttered with websites like this one that show up under searches but are far from what anyone really needs. They are certainly a big waste of my time.



jesso

i want a skinny pig!!!!!!! : (



Lola

I love Skinny Pigs. They are warm and cuddly.

They are my favorite pigs.



walde

HA

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/10/27/biotechnology.cats/index.html

As of 2007 it is officially ok to hate Skinny pigs, because there will be kitten alternative for kids with allergies.

Relish these 2+ years pro-skinny-pig lobby…. your end is hurtling toward you. What allergic child could possibly pick a skinny pig over the ticking time bomb that is genetically altered cuteness?



Anji

OK….the thing I don’t understand…is this is *your* webpage…and your blog…and you’re entitled to your *own* opinion…so where do these people get off coming here and bitching at you for having an *opinion* and exercising your right of freedom of speech.. I don’t know. Seems like they’re quite retarted. Yeah. This guy doesn’t like hairless guinea pigs. Oh well. He’s not saying they should be bashed with barb wired wrapped bats or anything of the kind…so get over yourself. -.- Gods. “Maybe you’ll think about how you’re comments make others feel before you post them again. ”

Let me guess….your *FEELINGS* are *HURT* because someone expressed an opinion? You really need to take a deep breath, grow up, and go outside for some time. Obviously, you spend waay too much time on the computer.

Going to leave now, just happened to stumble upon this act of retardation and had to comment. XD



mona

I came to this website to get information on skinny pigs, because i have one and he is adorable. We have allergies in our family and it’s nice to be able to owna pet that didn’t make you sick. I am very disscusted by the way people have left their impression on this website. People come to this site for information because they are pet lovers and are commited to caring for thier pets to great lengths. Our skinny pig is fantastic, he is VERY social, loves to be cuddled by the family and even gives kisses when he’s happy to see you, ( which is usually right when we walk through the door). They have wonderful personalities (perhaps better then some of you), and are always willig to be loved by their owners. At first sight they may not be pleasing to the eye, because well..they have no hair, but thats what make them soo unique and lovable. Please remenber children read this site!



Rachel

You rock. I HATE skinny pigs… vile little creatures. Don’t listen to all these stupid people. I agree, they are very scary looking.



steve

Thanks for your support! I was starting to feel lonley in my skinny pig opposition.



kennedy

were are more skinny pig wed sites



jamie

i don’t mind you posting you opinions, but personally, i love my pet skinny pig.



April

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww
that thing is sick



Shelly

Well Steve…seems like your not the most popular at your own site.!
As I said before,I own 2 guinea pigs..and love them. I am sure that a skinny pig is just as sweet and adorable as the haired variety,although…they are a little “odd” (using a nice word),,to look at. I understand why people are offended, but in Steve’s defence(although I don’t know the guy)..I’m thinking it’s all in fun…like another reader said…he’s not wishing to torture the little baldies!
I mean really….they are a bit shocking to look at,especially for someone who doesn’t own one! I do love them though…my two pigs are long-haired and high maitenance…sometimes I wish they were bald!!! Their hair grows WAY to fast!



kelscavies

Wether you love or hate skinny pigs is up to you but for the people out there that love them where do you find them? If anyone knows please let me know.And for the people that don’t like them, well stay away from them, simple really!!



Chris

We’re about to have our first litter of skinnies. I’m terribly excited. :-D Their father is a nicely marked TSW skinny boar. And their mom hates being pregnant.

Last week, our american sow, bred to our skinny boar, had her babies–three were born, two died, no skinnies :-(. The surviving boar is a skinny carrier and a very nice golden agouti.

Skinnies are a great change from working with texels. They’re a lot easier to take care of, and seem to do everything in life at twice-normal speed. It’s just too bad that they’re not a standard in the US at ACBA shows, so we have to make the trip to Ontario, Canada, if we show them.



Kayla

how long do they live for?



steve

Too long.



Sue

Skinny Pigs do not have red eyes in real life - only in photos (nothing that a little ‘red-eye reduction’ can’t fix) They are not rats, they just don’t have the metabolism or ADHD characteristics of rats or hamsters. They have excellent personalities and are great pets, especially in a classroom setting because of all the allergies out there. The kids love them and so do I.



Anonymous

have fun,fun fun, till your daddy takes the keys away. but have fun for me too!!!!gpd bless



Jennifer

I have a skinny pig and it is sssssssssoooooooooo cute i got it 2 days ago and love it sp if u are gonna say bad stuff about them than buy one and c how u like em’!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Brianna Pearn

Asshole !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!( im talkin to Steve)



deb

I’ve had a skinny just short of three years. I have also had plenty of other pets, including the two chihuahuas and fish I still have. No pet in my life has given me the pleasure, nor created such an abundance of love within me, as my skinny did. Skinny died two nites ago from what was suspected as a brain tumor or absess. The vet could do nothing, so we brought him home for his last few days to be with us, people who loved him dearly. I love my skinny and it has broken my heart that he is gone. Skinny taught me what it truly meant to love an animal, and I am a better person for it. I love you skinny. g-bye for now, my beloved sweet.



nadine

I got my skinny pig a year a go… and i wouldnt be without him, i named him frootloop and he’s the next best thing to having children!!!!



titus

well my skinny pig has a glossed eye and i dont no whats wrong wit him does anybody no wut that means



titus

its about 1 and a half his name is fred



HOLLY

HAIRLESS SKINNY GUINEA PIGS/CAVIES: Perfect in every way. Their lack of hair makes them rare/awesome, they are cleaner/smell less, they dont shed, they are sweeties (love to cuddle more for warmth) and they in my opinion have funner personalitys! Anyone who is not cool with the way they look…frankly, is SUPERFICIAL!
CARE REQUIRMENTS: buy a large cage from guineapigcages.com OR cavycages.com , feed them water, Timothy Hay, Vitamin C Tablets and Parsley, minimal pellets (timothy hay based).
For Other Living Things is a cool store…forotherlivingthings.com
Give them hides, hidey houses, or boxs.
They need companionship from another guinea pig…Keep them in same sex pairs or small groups…Neutered male & Neutered male, Neutered male & not spayed female, or FEMALE & FEMALE (best pairing & they do NOT need to be spayed).
Get a vet…In case they get sick!
The best advice I can give from experience and others experiences: STUDY STUDY STUDY. RESEARCH RESEARCH RESEARCH. Before you get them as pets! (before you get any animals as pets for that matter) better safe than sorry.



HOLLY

1 or 2 guinea pigs need at least a minimum of 30″ x 50″ cage.
3 guinea pigs need at least a minimum of 30″ x 62″ cage.
4 guinea pigs need at least a minimum of 30″ x 76″ cage.
Timothy Hay is a total MUST!
Vitamin C Tablets are o.k. but Fresh Vegetables are TOTALLY preferable. Parsley is a favorite (full of vitamin C) Kale and Red Bell Peppers rock too.
Guinea pigs need indoor floor time too for exercize…give them alot of space to run around but keep them safe. safety first.



HOLLY

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder”
HAIRLESS SKINNY GUINEA PIGS/CAVIES must be kept warmer, be feed more, and be cleaned with a wet wash cloth.
guineapigcage.com
cavycages.com
There are 2 TWO types of hairless cavies: the skinny and the baldwin (the skinnys have some hair on them…the baldwins are naked)
_________ Hi Steve…Dont knock anything untill you have tryed it. Maybe you should study up or hold someones pet skinny pig or baldwin pig…I think that you will change you mind about them.
Knowledge is power. Ignorance is not bliss. Dont knock it till you try it.
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder”



Amy

You are mean skinny pigs are the cutest pets ever!



Stefe with an F

I would get a pink skinny pig, and then take him to a tatoo parlour and get a really cool ink job done on him, like flames or a skull. This all would be done under anesthesia of course, oh man..actually i would get mutliple skinny pigs, and one would definantly have his back in a green turtle shell pattern. These inked skinny bigs would revolutionize the pet industry (have they already just in you reading this?)!! By the way, if anyone is interested in a personallized and also personable skinny pig email me (No mermaids)



Stefe with an F

By the way, could i feasibly tatoo a black skinned guinea pig with white ink? is there white ink? ALso, patterns seen from the top would look cool on large full grown skinny pigs, like an intricate sun or a hawaiian flower design!! Is it unethical to tatoo advertisements onto these pigs and let them go? This could be very big business! If anyone would like to pay to advertise on a highly mobile freeranging guinea pig or herd of guinea pigs email me.



Andrea

Just stumbled upon this message board and skinny pigs make great pets and they are cuddley and probably alot smarter then whoever wrote the first message on the top of this board (Regular), you must be evil and red eyes in a picture whether in people or pets is caused by the flash and can be mininimized by using red-eye reduction feature on like any camera, you dumb fool, you must be a duh, and by the way, I’ve had pet rats over the years and they are loyal smart animals as well, my rat loved sitting on my shoulder and playing hide and seek around my room. You should probably keep your negative opinions to your self and you’re probably jealous of skinny pigs and rats because you’re ugly as sin yourself. hahahaha



Leah

OMG! I’ve been looking for a good pet for my little bro and I. We saw a skinny pig at the pet store for the first time and fell inlove with the thing!! How much are they? Are they a good pet? Are they HARD to take care of??

Let Me Know!



jayde

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wow its obli6.15 on a wednesdaii evening
lol…
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oh did any1 c brolebak mountain?
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loll
love jayde



ella

I think it’s crazy that animals have evolved to be perfectly suited to their environment, and then we go mess that up for some sick curiosity. No offence to the little piggies though.



Anonymous

why did u do that that is like so wrong i am like so mad at u who eva u r



Taylor

i got my skinny pig about 2 weeks ago hes soooooooooooooooooo cute his name is pig you see my dad is allergic to animal fur so we reasearched skinny pigs because they have no fur so ever since hes being loved by me and my family oh and who ever said skinny pigs weresick i am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mad at them



brooklyn

the skinny pigs are sooooooooooooooooo cute and my self i got one two weeks ago when i saw my skinny pig i was sooo exited to sees him his name is pig oh and who ever swore and said skinny pigs were sick im soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomad at them



???

The guy who was wonderin if Skinnys have red eyes they do and dont say they dont



???

And for Steve vs Skinny. I so vote for
Skinnys



Coconut

You’re really mean !
I have a skinny pig & he is very cute.
He’s really nice, & warm.
Until you actually touch or see a real one you don’t really have the right to pass comment.
You really should be ashamed of yourself.



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