probably one to many pretzels…again.

The only jerk in the world who could fall off of a segway

I know! I\’ve seen plenty of people ride them on live TV back during the initial hype. In fact I remember seeing a couple of actors segway-jousting on the Tonight Show while Dean Kamen looked on, absolutely petrified (all he needs is Russell Crowe being injured by and then probably swearing at and kicking a segway on national TV). None of them ever fell off, not even close.

By the way, somebody noticed that if you look at the first frame, you can see the segway leaning way back. If it\’s on, you can\’t lean it back, it would just roll backwards.

He forgot to turn it on!