New hairdo? I’M SOLD!
Geekism
This article is a preview of upcoming major changes to the show Enterprise. The producers have decided the show is too boring, so this is their plan to revive it:
In the final episode of this season, space aliens come to earth and 9/11 like half the planet. Enterprise is called home and retrofitted for total war. They then set off for the mysterious sector of the galaxy where the aliens live. If you enter this area, the Delphic Expanse, your body turns inside out. That’s what it says! Oh, one more thing, T’Pau is getting a new hairdo and “sexy catsuit”. That’ll save the show.
The best part is all the trekkies on that site trying to reconcile Enterprise’s trashing of the continutity and timeline of the Trek universe. The damage apparently is so bad the best theory that they can come up with is that the whole series is a dream or maybe takes place in an alternate universe.
(Alternate Trek universe that is. Star Trek already CLEARLY takes place in a different universe from our own, since right now we should be recovering from the Eugenics wars, and the Botany Bay should be well on its way.)


