IMPOSSIBLE THING THE FIRST:

CIA creates parody version of Gangsta Paradise, broadcasts to Iraq. Among the lyrics: “If you don’t like me, I kill you. I am Saddam. Saddam in the house. Everybody in the house say I hate you. (we hate you!)”

I give you, via MeFi, the MP3.

IMPOSSIBLE THING THE SECOND:

That apparently wasn’t enough, so they went on to create a deck of cards, featuring the 55 most wanted members of Saddam’s regime. Saddam is the ace of spades.

I give you, via www.defenselink.mil, the cards.